Allie-isms

Last night in the car...

Allie: Mommy, why aren't we going inside the store?
Me: Its cold. Let's stay in the car.
Allie: Mommy, the cold weather is nice weather.
Me: Whose kid are you?!

While watching The Little Mermaid...

Allie: No, you are supposed to use the little end to look through.
Me: That's right. You look through the little end of the telescope.
Allie: Mommy, I'm smarter than Scuttle. Silly Scuttle.